colinmorgansv:

So THATS what he’s been up to!

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source

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the tokio hotel fandom right now

peaceluvnkimchi:

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TOKIO HOTEL IS BACK

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wolfstar-for-life:

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poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

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james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

Yeah scientists are starting to believe that Megaladon’s might still be in existence. A couple of researchers tagged a great white to follow it’s migratory patterns and as the shark was swimming along it just randomly started diving really deep (deeper than great whites normally go) and then it went deeper than the sensors on the tracker could detect and any known animal can survive so the scientists realized it couldn’t have been diving (bc tbh sharks don’t even really do that) but it was being dragged and the only things big enough to drag a great white and withstand that kind of depth is one of these prehistoric creatures.

Also there was a huge ass whale that washed up on the shore of New Zealand (I think?) or somewhere and it had been gutted (it’s entire insides were gone and it just had a gaping hole where everything should have been) by something with an extremely large mouth and from a weird angle (like it had been torn apart from the belly so they believe something came out of the depths and rammed it from underneath in typical shark fashion and then started devouring it) cool right?

Not to mention we know more about fucking space than our own motherfucking ocean (we only know about 5% of the oceans secrets) and if that’s not enough to convince you that there might be some creepy shit in the depths of the ocean I don’t know what to tell you bc you are obviously very wrong.

Fuck all of you

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Tokio Hotel - our boys who keep us alive

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paulwezly:

What would TVD Cast ask their devoted followers?

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tvd + tumblr text posts

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loki-s-army-at-221b:

i really need series three: sherlock+mean girls

“Moffat, pick up line 1. They said it’s matter of life or death.”

This is perfection…

oh god

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20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]

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